Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 3 October 2013

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Hot dog vendors are selling paper bags that Bucs fans can cut holes into and wear over their heads.

TAMPA BAY - The Buccaneers are struggling along with a 0-4 record and the powers that be along with the coaches are trying to figure out what the problem is.

Head Coach Greg Schiano told The Turnstile Review that he has faith that his team won't get any worse than it already is.

But the fans, the cheerleaders, the stadium employees, and even some of the players are not quite buying into that notion.

The word in the parking lots at Raymond James Stadium is that there are several petitions floating around wanting the Buccaneers organizaition to change the mascot's name from Captain Fearless to Private Joke.

And this week during one of the practice sessions, tight end Tom Crabtree (#83) tried to put a paper bag (paper sack in some states) over his football helmet.

SIDENOTE: The Turnstile Review is reporting that the stadium hot dog vendors will now be selling Yuck Buc Bags that fans can place over their heads so no one will recognize them.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Tampa Bay

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