American Lesbians and Federal, State Public Employee Unions Unite
Lotta Goldbricking, leader, and New Jersey representative of the Federal and State Employees Unions said, "Our strength united is because of the strongest thing we have in common: We don't do dick."
written by harrytrumanmo, 09 April 2023
New Jersey Urologists and U.S. Customs Cretins Don't Do England
Returning from U.K., man asked by US Cretins: Anything to declare? He said: "Brought back 'Spotted Dick' from recent visit to London." He was quarantined, then rushed to his urologist for treatment.
written by harrytrumanmo, 09 April 2023
New Jerseys's Doctors' Office Staffs and Community Hospital Receptionists Win Rudeness and Lowest IQ Competiton
No IQs, Rudeness: staffs of NJ M.D.'s offices and hospital receptionists. Waking up patients: rude, early calls, pronouncing "gastertrologist" for "gastroenterologist" and "prostrate" for "prostate"!
written by harrytrumanmo, 09 April 2023
Recession or Depression? London School of Economics in Uproar over Definitions
Is it a Recession or a Depression? Fierce debate, warring camps until Dr. Quantitative Thievery solved the problem today:
"If you lose your job, it's a recession. If I lose mine it's a depression."
written by harrytrumanmo, 09 April 2023
Ninety-nine Year Old Woman Jumps from her from Twenty-Story Manhattan Building
A 99 year old woman jumped from her 20 story building. Widowed and overwhelmed by bills, out the window she went. Next morning, struggling in bushes below her first-floor apartment, she was found
written by harrytrumanmo, 09 April 2023
