Mid-Atlantic Region of U.S. and Unreliable Electric Power: Perfect Together
BGAG (Better Get A Generator) Electric Company of the Mid-Atlantic said it was giving out discount coupons for home generators. At a press session, the CEO, Ida Flee Thisdump, said 'abandon all hope'.
written by harrytrumanmo, 14 April 2023
Bad Behavior? Charming New Jersey Town Will Name Street After You
A charming New Jersey town is distinguished for having the most streets named for its most unsavory residents. Winner was the most reckless and one with the ugliest western Pennsylvania like accent.
written by harrytrumanmo, 14 April 2023
Colonoscopy Award: Central New Jersey Town Wins Honor While Evacuating
A small central New Jersey town with major renovations has now earned "'Best Colonoscopy Prep Town in the U.S.". New eateries cause massive evacuations and pre-colonoscopy preps are no longer needed.
written by harrytrumanmo, 14 April 2023
Health Insurance and Bikini Manufacturer Merge
A merger between a Health Insurance and a Bikini manufacturer has occurred. At a press conference, a reporter asked 'Why?' The answer is 'Our goals are the same--the absolute minimum in coverage'.
written by harrytrumanmo, 14 April 2023
