Gunmen Rush in Where American Police Fear to Tread
Research in US reveals: arming any U.S. civilians who desire this is as bad as England's National Health System; and when gunmen rush in, police should too. Doctors in US objected to these findings.
written by harrytrumanmo, 10 April 2023
America's "Fab Four" Begins European Tour in London
Americas 'Fab Four' who have made history with three initials not sure what they mean will land in London at 10 am. Their hit song 'I want to defund, boycott, and disappear Israel' tops the charts.
written by harrytrumanmo, 10 April 2023
Texas Judges Abolish FDA; All American Drugs Now Under Authority of Texas Judges, Proud Boys, and Oath Keepers
Americans again showed their world dominance and 'superiority' in food, drug, and healthcare delivery. All three will now be subject to any Texas judge, or members of the Proud Boys, and Oath Keepers.
written by harrytrumanmo, 10 April 2023
Central New Jersey Residents Flee Home Owners Associations (HOAs)
Residents of the state fled, seeking asylum in Mexico from oppressive leaf blowers, leaking roofs, and broken masonry due to 'untrained people from south of the U.S. border being hired by our HOAs.'
written by harrytrumanmo, 10 April 2023
British Barristers' Heads and American Babies' Bums
England is losing barristers."Wigs decimating our legal profession!" said His Majesty. "My subjects are unrepresented because what Americans use on their babies' bums is on our barristers' heads!"
written by harrytrumanmo, 10 April 2023
Anti-Asian and Anti-Semitic Americans Undergo Neurologic Research
American scientists are awed today by brain research on anti-semites and anti-Asian individuals. Their pea-sized brains when removed, showed no functional neurological differences than when present.
written by harrytrumanmo, 10 April 2023
American Scientists Discover Why U.S. Doctors Obtunded by National Health System
US MDs form thrombi or blood clots hearing 'national health system'. Circulatory studies and M.R.I.s of American doctors' brains show clots in the vessels leading to their brains when they hear 'NHS'.
written by harrytrumanmo, 10 April 2023
Scientists Discover Reason for America's Avaricious and Rapacious Healthcare "Non"-System
USA health 'non' system headed for cure. Tres or T. difficile--found in fecal samples of U.S. M.D.'s, hospital executives, and insurers-- causes severe greed, blindness to suffering of public.
written by harrytrumanmo, 10 April 2023
