Church Progress
The Catholic Church is to scrap the CONFIRMATION RITE whereby teenage kids are rechristened "Warriors for Christ". "Don't want Muslims to get the wrong idea," explained the Pope.
written by Auntie Matter, 08 September 2016
Music Industry Announcement
"We no longer require individual creative expression in music... we have our wannabes, our market researchers... and our computers. Now, all artists, please listen, get wise...fu%#Kk off!
written by Auntie Matter, 08 September 2016
