Trump Claims His Microphone Was Faulty...
...you could actually hear him.
written by Al N., 28 September 2016
Republicans No Longer Blame Obama for Everything Wrong With the USA
That's because they are transferring the blame to Hillary.
written by Al N., 28 September 2016
New England Football Manager Sacked Before Most People Realised That He Had Been Appointed
'Ol' whatshisname's been given the heave-ho,' said my next door neighbour. 'I don't know why yet, but I expect it's just another routine football corruption scandal.'
written by Swan Morrison, 28 September 2016
Now 8 Words you Can't say on the Radio
FCC just added the B-non-word which is bigly.
written by Moe Nightwalker, 28 September 2016
Bill Cosby Applies for Visa to Visit His Friend Roman Polanski
"It'll just be a short visit and I'll be back in time for my court appearances!" swore Cosby.
written by Al N., 28 September 2016
Super-hold Hair Spray Caused Trump's Sniffling During Debate
But his hair was beautiful.
written by Moe Nightwalker, 28 September 2016
Tired of Tiny Hands, Trump Will Undergo a Hand Transplant
"Once I have normal hands, I will be unstoppable and unbeatable!" trumpeted Trump.
written by Al N., 28 September 2016
