Dangerous Drinking Game Grips Nation
Countless hospitalized drinking to Trump speeches:
1 drink beer: "tremendous" "huge" "so fast, believe me"
1 drink hard alcohol: "there is something going on"
written by pinkwalrus, 18 September 2016
EPA Called in To US Election
Violations of the Clean Air Act and identification of a mobile brownfield site containing a "hazardous substance, pollutant, or contaminant" has kicked the agency into emergency response mode.
written by pinkwalrus, 18 September 2016
Trumpkins are on Their Way
As Halloween approaches the US braces itself for minions of carved pumpkins in the likeness of Donald Trump.
written by pinkwalrus, 18 September 2016
"Step Out of the Shower and Put Down the Toaster"
Suicide Hotlines have seen a dramatic surge in calls since polls have shown Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton to be in a tight race.
written by pinkwalrus, 18 September 2016
