Real Welfare Queens
States run by Republicans, states that voted against Obama in both elections rely on federal funding for a very high 34% of their total state budget although they say they hate the federal government.
written by Keith Shirey, 01 September 2016
Top North Korean Official Executed
Glorious leader Kim Jong-um had him killed because of "disrespectful posture" at a meeting. Officials are rushing to back surgeons to have steel rods implanted to force them to sit straight.
written by Keith Shirey, 01 September 2016
Gov. Paul LePage To Be OK
The governor, who is out of control, said today that he will hold his breath & not talk to the press or anyoneelse. "Good idea, said an opponent, "If he holds it long enough he might become sane.
written by Keith Shirey, 01 September 2016
The Wall Already Exists
Trump keeps talking about building a wall along the Mexican border, which the press keeps reporting. But there's enough wall now so Illegal entrants must cross through remote areas that kill many.
written by Keith Shirey, 01 September 2016
