Who Made the Most Money out of Harry Potter?
Answer: THE FREEMASONS IN PUBLISHING, FILM AND MARKETING who concocted it. But...shhssh... don't go telling anybody...you are not supposed to know.
written by Auntie Matter, 09 October 2016
Trump Says Hillary Has an E-Mail Server Full of Deplorables
When questioned, Trump wasn't actually sure what he meant by that or even what an e-mail server is.
written by Al N., 09 October 2016
Trump to Star in "The Producers"
Trump has been asked to play Broadway manager Max Bialystock in a remake of "The Producers".
"Like Max's play the more Trump tries to make sure he flops, the more likely he may succeed," said Warners.
written by Auntie Matter, 09 October 2016
Donald Trump Has a Response When Asked About Lewd Tape of Him Demeaning Women
Trump replied, "Talking about anything else but Hurricane Matthew would disrespect its victims."
written by Al N., 09 October 2016
Trump Destroys Yet Another Bush Career
Suffering fallout from the Trump Access Hollywood video, Billy Bush will join Season 2 of "In the Bushes", a Bush family reality show starring Jeb, three Georges, and the family who endures them.
written by Mike Peril, 09 October 2016
Cosby Endorses Trump
Bill Cosby endorsed Donald Trump after seeing Trump's "Access Hollywood" video.
"I like his style, let's keep it at that," noted Cosby.
written by Mike Peril, 09 October 2016
Bill Cosby Endorses Donald Trump for President
"I don't endorse candidates" said Cosby "but when I heard his tape I knew Trump was the one for me."
written by Al N., 09 October 2016
Trump Offers to Take Hillary Furniture Shopping...
..if she'll lighten up on him in the next debate.
written by Al N., 09 October 2016
One Minute After Trump Announced He Would Stay in the Race In Spite of Demeaning Women on Tape...
...he went out and put a giant bet on Hillary to win.
written by Al N., 09 October 2016
