French Jungle stank of garlic!
It has been established that a French Jungle recently destroyed by a bunch of Baguette Bashers stunk of garlic not urine! As the shit hit the fan a pungent cloud smelling of the herb hung in the air!
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Trump Manager Wants More Debates
Kellyanne Conway, Donald Trump's campaign manager, said today she wants more debates because The Donald has "absolutely crushed Clinton in the 3 so far." Some think Kellyanne is an idiot.
written by Keith Shirey, 30 October 2016
Sex In America Down Because Of Trump
As one women put it, "The thought of having sex with my husband, a man, is horrifying after constantly hearing about Trump's sexual assults and abusive language about women."
written by Keith Shirey, 30 October 2016
Antony Weiner May Have Ejaculated On Computer
FBI agents who examined Antony Weiner's computer for information on whether he sexted a minor wore latex gloves when handling the computer it has been revealed. It was disgusting to touch it said one.
written by Keith Shirey, 30 October 2016
