Axel Rose Says British Are Discriminatory to Knight Mick Jagger and Not Him
Axel was surprised when he was told that you have to be British to be knighted by the Queen.
written by Al N., 27 October 2016
Hollywood Walk of Fame Committee Horrified at Donald Trump Star Vandalism
However, they admitted it won't be fixed very soon since the Hugh Laurie ceremony was so strenuous.
written by Al N., 27 October 2016
More From the "Idiot-Expert" US TV Show.
Idiot: Evolution is rubbish.
Expert: It's fact. Man was a monkey once. One species evolves from another.
Idiot: Dogs and cats.
Expert: What about them?
Idiot: Where's the cogs and dats?
Expert: What?
written by Auntie Matter, 27 October 2016
Trump Wonders Why His Campaign Team Hasn't Had Him Visit Toronto or Montreal
When told those cities were in Canada, Trump said, "We need all the votes we can get!"
written by Al N., 27 October 2016
Republicans Deny That G.O.P. Stands For 'Grab On Pussy'
"No, it really stands for 'Go Opposite of Party'" said exasperated Republicans.
written by Al N., 27 October 2016
