What Donald Trump and Brad Pitt Have in Common
On January 1, 2017:
Trump is accused of groping by a 48th woman
Brad Pitt gets to see his children for the 48th time
written by Mike Peril, 20 October 2016
Are They Trying to Find out ALL about you?
A man who won $20 in an Australian casino had to fill out a form giving his address, phone number, date of birth, age, marital status and annual income before he could pick it up. This is not made up.
written by Auntie Matter, 20 October 2016
Irish Bachelor Commits Suicide
Bello Masaba had 86 wives. He was a faith healer from Nigeria and 86 years old. On hearing the news 40 yr old Irishman Sean Murphy killed himself. "I can't get even one bitch to talk to me!" he wrote.
written by Auntie Matter, 20 October 2016
Universal UK Media Applause for Rowling
UK Media applause for Rowling in a recent response to Trump on her Twitter was unanimous. "Pure genius" was the verdict. What exactly did she say?
"Shoo!"
Wake up Sheeple!
written by Auntie Matter, 20 October 2016
Trump Says He Will Name Putin as His Secretary of War
When told the head of defense was now called Secretary of Defense, Trump said, "Whatever."
written by Al N., 20 October 2016
Trump Not Guilty
Trump's lawyer Aesop Skilling of London stated: "My client Mister Trump is not guilty of fondling this woman's breasts. The fact is... the lady's breasts fondled him."
written by Auntie Matter, 20 October 2016
