Republican Party Develops Collective Amnesia As No One Can Remember Who Voted for Trump
They all swear they wanted Jeb Bush, really, but voted for Trump as a joke, never thinking he'd win!
written by Al N., 16 October 2016
Experts Say To Avoid Grocery Shopping When You Are Hungry
Isn't that like saying not to watch porn when you're horny?
written by XRhonda Speaks, 16 October 2016
Trump is Feeling Blue
Although his face is beet red, Trump is feeling blue as poll after poll in each state turns against him.
written by Mike Peril, 16 October 2016
US Asks Queen Of England To Become Interim American Head Of State
'The behaviour of Trump and Clinton make them unsuitable presidents,' said a US spokesman. 'Her Majesty has the respect of all and would reintroduce the dignity and propriety lost from US politics.'
written by Swan Morrison, 16 October 2016
Latest Clip from "Idiot-Expert" US TV Show.
Idiot: Is there a God?
Expert: No. God is just an idea.
Idiot: Where do ideas come from?
Expert: What?
Idiot: Where do ideas come from?
Expert: Amm...amm...
Idiot: You don't know.
Expert: Do so!
written by Auntie Matter, 16 October 2016
Exploding Samsung Phones Actually North Korean Plot
"Hey, we had to get rid of our excess fissile material somehow!" exclaimed the Dear Leader with a shrug.
written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 16 October 2016
Bill Clinton, Donald Trump Have Gay Affair
Test results are in from the lab: The stain on The Donald's tie is full of Bill Clinton's DNA.
written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 16 October 2016
