Revamped Happy Days Returns with Senior Cast
Fonz: Donald Trump
Ritchie: Billy Bush
Potsie: Marco Rubio
Ralph: Ted Cruz
Joanie: Chris Christie
New Black Friend: Ben Carson
written by Mike Peril, 15 October 2016
Pokémon GO Praised For Its Realism
I was hunting Pokémon creatures in London Zoo on the 13th of October,' said an avid gamer, 'when a big, hairy one seemed to come right up to me and take a banana from my pocket. It was so realistic.'
written by Swan Morrison, 15 October 2016
Nigeria's President, Muhammadu Buhari, To Engage In Further Talks During Visit To Germany
'I look forward to constructive talks on important world affairs with Angela Merkel's husband,' President Buhari told reporters, 'while Angela cooks some delicious Sauerkraut for us in the kitchen.'
written by Swan Morrison, 15 October 2016
Creepy Clown Groin-Kicks Donald Trump
O.k., not really, but it's fun to think about, isn't it?
written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 15 October 2016
As more and more women come forth saying Trump groped them...
...the big question is, will Trump eventually post bigger abuse numbers than Cosby?
written by Al N., 15 October 2016
