Paris Hilton Changes Name to Ivanka Trump
Sources confirm that Paris Hilton, in desperate need of attention, has changed her name to Ivanka Trump and is jumping back into the party scene. She hopes to become Chelsea Clinton's BFF.
written by Mike Peril, 01 October 2016
Vimeo Under Threat
Homosexual photographers focusing on female asses entirely will no longer be permitted. Also taboo are bimbos smoking, sporting tattoos or showing any other signs of come-on physical self-abuse.
written by Auntie Matter, 01 October 2016
The Soda Pop Awards Ceremony
The Gala event in New York had many reps in attendance, all in tux and gowns.
The winner went to "U-R-Lifesi", a new kid on the block that boasted no less than 195 chemicals in its composition.
written by Auntie Matter, 01 October 2016
Church of Scamatology Admits They Are A Cult
"But we're a GOOD cult!" said a cult spokesperson.
written by Al N., 01 October 2016
"Idiot-Expert"... New US TV Show Big Hit.
Excerpt.
Expert: Let's make the world a better place.
Idiot: Maybe if we stop fighting...
Expert: Science rules. Too many ugly, stupid people. Evolution. New World Order.
Idiot: Why not let it be?
written by Auntie Matter, 01 October 2016
