Dead ducks in Holland are not Double Dutch!
Yet again Holland leads the way in global conservationism by culling 190000 dead ducks, shipping them to Hong Hong not for eating, no, it's a brand new aphrodiziac called "Save the tiger's teeth!"
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Fidel Castro's Death Leads to 9 Days of Mourning
Trump's election is 22 days of mourning and counting.
written by Mike Peril, 27 November 2016
Irish Priest Barred by Vatican
Controversial Irish Catholic theologian, Fr. Finnbar O'Murphy has been excommunicated by Pope Francis for declaring that "Jesus Christ did not want to suffer... for humanity or anything else."
written by Auntie Matter, 27 November 2016
Distress Call from Mars
The world's biggest radio telescope situated at Guizhou in South West China after only a few days operating has picked up a May Day signal from Mars claiming that aliens have invaded their planet.
written by Auntie Matter, 27 November 2016
