Vimeo's Erotica
It has now been disclosed that ALL of the erotic videos on Vimeo are made by the same dude - retired gynecologist and tattoo artist Dr. Ramana Dick Bumsfelt of Hackney London.
written by Auntie Matter, 24 November 2016
New Category in This Years Oscars
The new category is "The Dumbest Lyrics in a Musical".
Fav is The Bodyguard where... Whitney Houston sings to Kevin Costner..."We both know I'm not what you... you neeeed..." What he needed was specs.
written by Auntie Matter, 24 November 2016
George W. Bush and Barack Obama Are Secretly Glad Trump Was Elected
They know that when Trump's term is over, no one will ever call THEM "Worst President Ever" again.
written by Al N., 24 November 2016
Thanksgiving Pardon
Today President Obama pardoned all the turkeys who voted for Donald Trump.
They will live out their lives standing in unemployment lines, waiting for Mr. Trump to Make America Great Again.
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 24 November 2016
Trump Says He Forgot His Secret Plan to Defeat ISIS
"It's so secret I was afraid to write it down. But it'll come to me, I'm sure" said Trump.
written by Al N., 24 November 2016
