Trump tweets about his excrement
Donald Trump has tweeted, "I just took a huge crap. It was so big, I'm telling you, there are no problems down there. I am so good at going to the toilet, the best. No-one is better at it than me."
written by Sir Geoffroy Cockface, 19 November 2016
Coral reefs rebound
For years choral reefs have been dying and becoming bleached out rocks due to rising sea temperatures. Luckily U.S government policy that global warming is a hoax has given these reefs a second chance
written by wasabiphil, 19 November 2016
Mars and moon to switch places
Due to strong demand for more moonlight for lovers, NASA is planning to place Mars in orbit around the earth. The moon will take the old Mars orbit, but will not be red, similar to this snippet.
written by wasabiphil, 19 November 2016
Donald Trump never loses at bridge
In addition to being such a fantastic president-elect, Donald Trump never loses a game of bridge for obvious reasons.
written by wasabiphil, 19 November 2016
First Amendment Rewrite
Republicans have rewritten the Establishment Clause, "Congress shall make no law respecting the practice of Islam but shall make one prohibiting the free exercise thereof."
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 19 November 2016
