Grunting, sniffing Sharapova becomes UN ambassador!
Banned ex-tennis star is the new UN ambassador for global drug-runners! Maria will assist runners to get faster and fitter and her experience as a major grunting sniffer will be invaluable!
written by unknown
Trump's Son Looks Strange
Donald's son looks strange as his dad accepts the nomination on camera. As well he might, because he knows the Chosen One was Clinton and something has gone badly wrong.
written by Auntie Matter, 10 November 2016
Trump Still Can't Get Gates and Buffet to Talk To Him
Trump was once again was not allowed to attend the meeting of the Billionaire's Club.
written by Al N., 10 November 2016
Trump Announces He Will Have White House Painted Red
"Just like that beautiful Red map you saw when I won!" trumpeted Trump.
written by Al N., 10 November 2016
Trump Claims He Made the Market Go Down to Punish Hillary Supporters
Trump knows his followers think the market is where you buy groceries and beer.
written by Al N., 10 November 2016
