Royal Air Force Consults Cyclists On Design Of New Stealth Fighters
'British cyclist in twilight and at night achieve levels of invisibility of which we can only dream,' said an RAF spokesman. 'We want to learn how it's done for design of our new stealth fighters.'
written by Swan Morrison, 01 November 2016
FIFA Rejects Request From England And Scotland For Players To Wear Poppy Armbands On Armistice Day
'We made them a very good offer,' said a FIFA spokesman. 'We only asked for 40% of the poppy appeal profits in return - plus, of course, the usual back-handers.'
written by Swan Morrison, 01 November 2016
Stephen Hawking: Even I Can't Make Sense Of Brangelexit
At one point the famous couple contemplated adopting Hawking.
written by XRhonda Speaks, 01 November 2016
Donald Trump And His Russian Ties
People are wrong about accusing Donald Trump of having Russian ties...his ties are made in China.
written by DeniseVasquez, 01 November 2016
12 Year Old Kid On Politics
"I'd never vote for an idiot who wanted to be a politician."
written by Auntie Matter, 01 November 2016
Pop Music Defined
1. I can't get what I want.
2. I lost what I had.
Maybe...just maybe...there is more to life?
Duh?
written by Auntie Matter, 01 November 2016
The "Girls Are Not Objects" Fashion Show
Karl Pilsnerfeld's latest fashion show in Paris, "Girls are not Objects", is all the rage. Said Karl. "Girls are not objects. In this show as well as showing their tits they will parade their personalities."
written by Auntie Matter, 01 November 2016
Trump Claims He Was Leonardo Da Vinci in Former Life: Retracts Statement When He is Informed Leonardo Was Gay
"What I meant was, I was Michaelangelo. He wasn't homosexual, was he?" asked Trump. (BTW-he was.)
written by Al N., 01 November 2016
Trump Will Close Down the Internet When President Because of Hillary's E-Mails
"This Internet thing is getting out of hand. Porn, Hillary's E-mails, it all has to go!" Trump said.
written by Al N., 01 November 2016
