When is a Duck NOT a Duck?
"If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck..."... it may not be a duck. It may be a hawk pretending to be a duck.
written by Auntie Matter, 16 May 2016
"Conspiracy Theory" Gone
The phrase "conspiracy theory" is to be replaced in the media by "STRATEGY THEORY" because the former implies malevolence whereas targets of "strategies" are simply unlucky... and cannot be 'victims'.
written by Auntie Matter, 16 May 2016
Ronald McDonald Not Ready To Support Trump
"He's still a few fries short of a Happy Meal," said the beloved McDonald's Spokesclown.
written by XRhonda Speaks, 16 May 2016
Final Blame For Man U Bomb Lies With Fido The Sniffer Dog Says Firm Who Planted Fake Device
'Fido the sniffer dog failed to find the fake bomb,' said a spokesman for the firm that planted the device. 'It was all his fault, and the animal has been put down as a warning to the other dogs.'
written by Swan Morrison, 16 May 2016
Trump Says His Publicist John Miller's Birth Certificate Is Missing
Trump's publicist, "John Miller," thinks his lost birth certificate is "in a drawer somewhere."
written by Al N., 16 May 2016
Hitler Again
After Ken Livingstone and Boris Johnson talking of Hitler now we have Boy Scouts advocating My Camp.
written by j.w., 16 May 2016
