The Three Most Plentiful Things on the Planet.
1. Air.
2. Water.
3. Close-ups of women's asses on Vimeo.
written by Auntie Matter, 11 May 2016
The Laid-Back Singer Awards 2016
Los Angeles: The prestigious LA, Laid-Back Singer awards have just been announced for 2016. Winner is Michael Bublé.
Lifetime achievement award goes to Perry Como with Bing Crosby a close second and Frank Sinatra third.
Runner up was Ramesses II.
written by Auntie Matter, 11 May 2016
MONSANTO ANNOUNCES
Monsanto CEO announced: "Today, we released genetically modified PLANKTON into the Atlantic. Henceforth, anyone who catches a fish from a herring to a whale must pay us... or face legal prosecution."
written by Auntie Matter, 11 May 2016
Trump Limo Crashes, Eye Bags Save The Don From Serious Injury
The driver and an assistant were treated at a Pittsburgh hospital for their injuries.
written by XRhonda Speaks, 11 May 2016
Raccoons Sue To Stop Use Of "Reverse Raccoon Eyes" To Describe Donald Trump
The animals claim they have reverse Trump eyes.
written by XRhonda Speaks, 11 May 2016
Britain's New, Plain Speaking Foreign Policy To Be Implemented Gradually
'The PM called Nigerians and Afghans corrupt, and the Queen said the Chinese were very rude,' said a Government spokesman, 'but there are no current plans to offend the Frogs, Krauts or Dagos - oops.'
written by Swan Morrison, 11 May 2016
