Patron Saint of Bankers
Paul Warburgh co-founder of the criminal syndicate called the US Federal Reserve Bank is to be made a saint by Pope Francis. St. Paul Warburgh is now the patron saint of bankers.
written by Auntie Matter, 30 March 2016
Spencer Tunick Publishes Book
Spencer Tunick famous for his mass nude photos has just published a book called "Sheeple With Sex Problems and How to Manipulate them". His next project will be to photograph naked whales as a defense of obesity.
written by Auntie Matter, 30 March 2016
Outrage at Cat Murder
UK abattoir managers are urging for an emergency meeting of the House of Commons concerning the murder of Claude the cat by the RSPCA. A full length doc is also planned by the BBC.
written by Auntie Matter, 30 March 2016
UK Government Astounded To Discover That Foreign Companies Might Not Give Britain's Interests Top Priority
'OK, so Indians have trashed the British Steel Industry,' conceded David Cameron, 'but those nice Chinese, Germans, Americans and others who own the rest of Britain wouldn't do that … would they?'
written by Swan Morrison, 30 March 2016