Archaeological Investigation Of Shakespeare's Grave Shows That His Skull Has Gone Missing
Police say they wish to interview Hamlet, Prince of Denmark; Horatio, Hamlet's closest friend; and two unnamed gravediggers in connection with the theft.
written by Swan Morrison, 24 March 2016
Tesco Admits That Fresh Produce, Often Sourced From Abroad, Is Labelled With Names Of Fictional, British Sounding Farms
When asked if this was a cynical ploy to dupe consumers, a Tesco spokesman said: 'Er … um … nice weather we're having for the time of year.'
written by Swan Morrison, 24 March 2016
Soft Drinks Companies To Mount Legal Challenge To New Sugar Tax
'If we succeed in legally putting profits before children's health,' said a soft drinks industry spokesman,'we'll consider adding crack cocaine to our drinks. That'll really boost sales and profits.'
written by Swan Morrison, 24 March 2016
Jeremy Corbyn Denies Knowledge Of List Categorising Labour MPs According To Their Attitudes To Him
The Times revealed that the list divided Labour MPs into groups including: Supporters(19 MPs), Neutral But Not Hostile(72 MPs), Hostile(36 MPs) and First To Be Shot When The Revolution Comes(27 MPs).
written by Swan Morrison, 24 March 2016
Corbyn to change name in attempt to appeal to voters
The Labour leader will hence forth be known as Lefty McLeftface as he attempts to avoid humiliation in the local elections set for march.
written by John_L, 24 March 2016
