Trump Replies to Pope Francis
Donald Trump has replied to Pope Francis's attack on him when he denounced him as "anti-Christian".
"I forgive him," said Donald.
written by Auntie Matter, 11 March 2016
Trump Apologizes to Supporters for Accepting Ben Carson Endorsement
Claiming he didn't realize Ben Carson was black (Trump has black people removed from his rallies) Trump apologized to fans.
written by Al N., 11 March 2016
Trump Will Name Himself as Running Mate
Stating that no one can do the job like him, Donald Trump announced that he will be his own vice-presidential running mate. He also planned to cover all the Cabinet positions himself.
written by Al N., 11 March 2016
Ted Cruz Eats Booger During Debate - The "Eeew" Heard Around The World
But new science says boogers are good for your brain, your booger eating brat could grow up to be president!
written by XRhonda Speaks, 11 March 2016
