Hillary Clinton to Be Indicted for Forwarding Spam E-Mails
Jeb Bush and Sean Hannitwitty claim Hillary forwarded him penis enlargement ads and letters from Nigerian princes.
written by Al N., 01 March 2016
Trump Claims Financial Crimes Much Worse Than Sexual Crimes
Donald Trump released a statement today that stated that reporters are not doing their jobs because he has committed plenty of crimes worse than the ones they've uncovered so far.
written by Al N., 01 March 2016
L. Ron Hubbard Voted Science Fiction Writer of Highest Rank
"Nobody's science fiction writing ranked as much as Hubbard's! It was so rank we figured he wrote Dianetics to make his sci-fi look good," spoke a disgusted reader.
written by Al N., 01 March 2016
Bill Cosby Will Do Prison Tour and Donate Petting Zoos
Bill Cosby announced that he will be booking a tour of prisons, much like Johnny Cash did at San Quentin and Folsom. He will be donating petting zoos to many of them.
written by Al N., 01 March 2016
Trump Mistakes Bill Cosby for Mexican
Donald Trump, known for thinking all Mexicans are rapists, offered Bill Cosby a taco upon meeting him.
written by Al N., 01 March 2016
