Republican Party Claims the 2016 Primaries and Caucuses Were Just Practice Rounds
For some reason, Donald Trump thinks it is a ploy to deny him the nomination. He'll sue, of course.
written by Al N., 30 June 2016
"Free" Pig Roast
A marquee in front of a local church announced, "Free Pig Roast!"
No doubt, for the hungry attendees of the Pig Roast, the event is free. The pig himself, however, will pay dearly for the event.
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 30 June 2016
Poll: Poles tired of Polls about Poles
Poland - According to internal polls, the Poles now refuse to answer pollsters about flag poles. Senior Pole staffer Señior Pölé asked that Poles not be polled about poles, especially at the polls.
written by Billy Joe Jim Bob, 30 June 2016
Trump Blames His Downslide in the Polls on Terrorists
"Terrorists know they'll be in trouble once I'm President so they rigged the polls against me!!"
written by Al N., 30 June 2016
Broadway News: 'Hamilton' Inspired Play Nixed
Inspired by the artistic casting of 'Hamilton' plans for revival of 'Porgy and Bess' using only non-minority actors nixed. Also, 'Six Degrees of Separation' now down to 'Four...' to cut costs.
written by GProwler, 30 June 2016
