Source: Ted Cruz Is Vamipre Clone Of Sammy Davis Jr.
Trump publicist John Miller has said a source by the name of Thad Forelli will soon reveal details proving that Ted Cruz is the result of experimental vampire cloning gone bad.
written by XRhonda Speaks, 08 July 2016
Trump Defense Of Bill Cosby Raises VP Speculation
After calling The Cos disgusting and a has been, Donald Trump now says Cosby is a victim of the "dishonest media and money hungry lawyers."
written by XRhonda Speaks, 08 July 2016
New UPS Driver Can't Find The White House
Other drivers have also failed to find 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue after stories of aggressive background checks and body cavity searches by the Secret Service.
written by XRhonda Speaks, 08 July 2016
Guilty! Tomato Plant Violates Couples' Personal Space.
A judge issued the maximum sentence for a tomato plant accused of repeatedly encroaching upon and violating an elderly couples' space at their residential home garden. The plant was still not ripe.
written by stevevdw1, 08 July 2016
