I'm Just Wild about Juno!
Thousands of poor, homeless and dispossessed right across America have taken to the streets in wild celebration of space probe Juno's arrival at large planet called Jupiter.
written by Auntie Matter, 05 July 2016
Trump Magnanimous
Trump not to press charges against the boy who tried to shoot him and has appealed for clemency. The White House now inevitable.
written by Auntie Matter, 05 July 2016
MI5 Career Move
EX-MK Ultra mind controller and MI5 agent Angus McClintock is to launch pop career with remake of "Me and My Shadow". Rumoured knighthood in the offing for what is destined to be a meteoric career.
written by Auntie Matter, 05 July 2016
Sears and K-Mart To Merge With Dollar Tree
Tired of being unsuccessful, K-Mart and Sears will merge with the very successful Dollar Tree chain.
written by Al N., 05 July 2016
