Two Women Interviewed
Q: What was your worst trauma?
Woman 1: "I was groped once by a famous celebrity".
Q. What was your greatest thrill?
Woman 2: I was groped once by a famous celebrity."
written by Auntie Matter, 31 July 2016
Common Sense Mag
A magazine called Common Sense was released today in New York. It's leading articles are...
1. 97%+ Americans want peace.
2. Jews are victims of Zionists.
3. 99.9% Muslims are not ISIS.
written by Auntie Matter, 31 July 2016
Proof Tony Blair No Longer Exists
How dat?
Well... the media don't mention him. Dat's how.
Not a single word about Blair or from Blair... since the 'inquiry' written up by friends of his best buddy Gordon Brown.
written by Auntie Matter, 31 July 2016
Speaking out of His . . . .
Donald Trump speaks out of his ass so often he no longer has a face.
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 31 July 2016
Australia To Move Longitude And Latitude To Correct Mismatch Between Local Co-ordinates And GPS
Nicola Sturgeon is said to be considering a similar move to place Scotland in central Europe.
written by Swan Morrison, 31 July 2016
Bookies' Prices on UK City of Culture 2017
UK Bookies have released prices on next year's UK City of Culture 'winner'.
Inverness...1/1
Edinburgh...2/1
Perth...5/2
Aberdeen...4/1
Dundee...5/1
Stirling...9/2
Somewhere not in Scotland... 100/1
written by Auntie Matter, 31 July 2016
