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written by Matt Birkenhauer, 22 July 2016
Four Rules for Reporting a Burglary in the US
1) Call the police.
2) Go outside, lie on ground spread-eagle, and wait for the police to arrive.
3) Once uncuffed, back away from the police with hands in the air.
4) File a police report.
written by Kilroy, 22 July 2016
