Danger to Shipping
A large, deflated weather balloon considered a danger to shipping has been fished out of the Thames. Thought to be Boris Johnson.
written by Auntie Matter, 02 July 2016
Thousands Join Protests At Outcome Of EU Referendum
When asked about the logic of opposing the outcome of a democratic, national vote, a protester seemed puzzled. 'We need to keep having EU referendums until Remain win … I suppose,' he finally replied.
written by Swan Morrison, 02 July 2016
