Rear end Turkish coup on Greek Island Lesbos!
President Erdogan annexed Greek Island Lesbos in a coup d état after repelling a revolution in Turkey! Gay/Lesbian Lesbos tourists fear it is the end and will now flock to the Isle of Man Instead!
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Alphabet Pasta Now Available in China
Thanks to 3-D printing technology, the Chinese are now able to produce noodles resembling every character in their writing system. Collect all four hundred cans!
written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 18 July 2016
