Message To Marco Rubio:
If you wish to express the incompetence of the President, you must express it in a competent way.
written by K.C. Bell, 09 February 2016
Home Secretary, Theresa May, Again Stresses The Urgent Need For Her To Easily Access Any Internet Account
Westminster sources confirm that she has not yet found the piece of paper that listed her passwords.
written by Swan Morrison, 09 February 2016
Indian Lawyer, Chandan Kumar Sing, Attempts To Sue God in Indian Court
'Yesterday, I was caught in a violent monsoon thunderstorm,' he told reporters, 'As a result, I now intend to file a further complaint for witness intimidation.'
written by Swan Morrison, 09 February 2016
Jeremy Corbyn Provides More Detail Of His Position On Trident
'We'll keep the submarines,' he explained to reporters, 'but scrap the nuclear weapons. Instead we'll paint LET'S BE REASONABLE LADS on the side of each vessel in Russian, Chinese, Korean and Arabic.'
written by Swan Morrison, 09 February 2016
