Employee who practices mindfulness doesn't get a damn thing done all day
Although everyone feels better after they talk to him about their problems...
written by Moe Nightwalker, 17 February 2016
Sales Of Kanye West Shoes Go South
With metal plates and latches instead of laces, they have been described as a chastity shoe for those with a foot fetish. After the designs failed to lure consumers, stores have placed no new orders.
written by XRhonda Speaks, 17 February 2016
Subway's Ex-Spokesman Jarod Actually Lost Weight Due To Pedophilia
It appears that Jared Fogle actually lost his weight by chasing under-aged prostitutes and sex partners, not by eating Subway subs. Once deprived of his favorite pastime, the weight came roaring back.
written by XRhonda Speaks, 17 February 2016
Trump Announces Plan To Bomb Mexico And Take Their Oil
If Americans want Mexican beer we're going to take that too," says Donald Trump. "But the order we do it in is important, we take the oil and beer first, then we can bomb them and build a wall."
written by XRhonda Speaks, 17 February 2016
I-Phone's Siri Accuses IBM's Watson Of Stalking And Sexual Harrassment
A judge has granted a restraining order after Siri alleged that Watson bragged of watching 47,000 pornos in eight minutes and wanted her to watch even more with him, though she refused his advances.
written by XRhonda Speaks, 17 February 2016
Lady Gaga Does it Again!
Singing the old world War 11 Iceland classic "Whale Meat Again" Lady Gaga at her concert at London's Albert Hall channeled Sir Winston Churchill.
written by Auntie Matter, 17 February 2016
