Slimmers Express Mixed Feelings About Detection Of Gravity Waves
'The contraction of space means that many slimmers should drop a dress size,' said a Slimming World astrophysicist. 'Sadly, the effect only occurs for a billionth of a second, once every few years.'
written by Swan Morrison, 12 February 2016
The Donald Touts His Military Creds
His Trumpiness bellows he's "militaristic!" 'Course he is -- he colors his hair with Agent Orange.
written by Trinculoman, 12 February 2016
