Gene Breakthrough
London: Scientists at the Mind Control Tavistock Institute have sucessfully wedded dog-genes to a mouse. The "MOG", so-called, barks at cats and chases postmen.
written by Auntie Matter, 08 April 2016
Fragment of Ancient Letter Found In Jerusalem
Dated only a year before the crucifixion it reads: "If you want to know about Jesus Christ see us," Signed; "Josephus", clerk of the Jerusalem council.
written by Auntie Matter, 08 April 2016
Cameron Undertakes Legal Share Dealing Activity About Which No One Outside The Media Gives A Damn
'Why don't they report on some interesting news,' said a bored member of the public, 'like about Helen and Rob Titchener in Ambridge.'
written by Swan Morrison, 08 April 2016
