Prince's Death. The Question Everyone is Asking.
Was the elevator going up... or down?
written by Auntie Matter, 23 April 2016
Dippy Depp nearly Done!
Weirdo Johnny Depp and some bint he's slotting dodged 10yrs in HMP Australia for breaching quarantine rules by sneaking their pet dogs in - the Aussies said they take TERRIERIST offences seriously.
written by The Big C O Jones, 23 April 2016
North Korea Rejects Flint Water for Labor Camps
"It is better to not have the Flint water here-we have discovered no one will drink it" they said.
written by Al N., 23 April 2016
Trump Holds 'Diversity' Council
The Donald presided over his 'Diversity' Council, consisting of his various children from his numerous tribal wives. Not much input from the offspring, though as the Chief bellowed on as usual.
written by Trinculoman, 23 April 2016