EU Referendum. The Illusion of 'Democracy'.
Your pound will be worth shit, the cost of living will go up and you'll be driven into debt as your income tax increases. Still, you are free to opt out. That's 'democracy'. Isn't it?
written by Auntie Matter, 18 April 2016
Bernie Sanders Breaks Precedent and Demonstrates His Vision
Campaigning in Brooklyn, Bernie broke with custom & washed his only pair of underwear in the East River.Pounding on his skivvies with rock, he showed how we'll all do laundry in his Socialist utopia.
written by Trinculoman, 18 April 2016
Emperor Calls For More Rubah-Dub-Dub
His Supreme Wetness, Barack I, ensconced in the Royal Hot Tub, sent Queen of Sheba S Rice out for a bigger sponge to rub away the fresh imprint of the Russian Mig that buzzed the Tub.
written by Trinculoman, 18 April 2016
Swinging Prince Harry promises the Obama's a royal swing!
After their luxurious dinner at Kensington Palace, Prince Harry, has promised the Obamas an "after swing party" in Soho. Barack just cannot wait to see his missus "swinging" with Bojo!
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