BBC WORLD NEWS HEADLINES
William and Kate ate papadams in Delhi yesterday. William ate two. Kate could only manage one.
The Home Office has bought a cat.
written by Auntie Matter, 16 April 2016
Trump Would Legalize Crack In Order to Rid the World of It
"It's so genius I'm shocked no one's done it before! We give 'em crack but make crack PIPES illegal"
written by Al N., 16 April 2016
