Exclusive - Gaz and Charlotte hate their lives, Trapped
The Geordie Shore pair can't even remember if they're bucking any more and just want the drink-spew-cry cycle to end.
"I was nice looking when this started" puked Charlotte through her hair, crying
written by Seymour Didez, 22 October 2015
China loses its (golf) balls!
Chinese Communist party has banned its 88 million members from joining golf clubs, instead they are allowed to invest their capitalist earned bucks in promoting the noble sport of Polo, hypocrites!
written by unknown
Dead Astronauts on Mars
Nasa's Curiosity Rover has found dead astronauts on Mars. Fifteen bodies in total. An Australian tourist is thought to be among them.
written by Auntie Matter, 22 October 2015