Koala Found Thinking Koala-Like Thoughts
A koala was today accused of infamy, chewing gum and thinking koala-like thoughts, when it dropped from its tree from pure eucalyptus pleasure
written by <3 +, 18 October 2015
Jesus to Release Hot New Mixtape
Jesus Christ, son of God, is expected to release $atan $ucks, his debut mixtape, on Friday. This highly anticipated work is in response to Lucifer's diss track, Jesus Has Long Hair and Wears a Dress.
written by Joe Ogburn, 18 October 2015
