Dutch prove they really are as flat as pancakes!
Turkish delight instead of a joint, sticky pancake, or van Gogh ruled over Europe last night as Oranje led by a Blind leading the Blind hit a cul de sac, but not a French one!
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New divorce ruling - Pukka pie shares up!!!
Supreme Court today ruling allows fat ex-wives to screw more cash from divorce settlements to buy more pies. Paul McCartnery was said today to be shitting himslef - Heather Mills is hopping for joy.
written by The Big C O Jones, 14 October 2015
