Cops wah wah re: wanton wanker
Because he's "open" about his pastime (masturbating in public), NYPD are looking for a "well-endowed male black." "He'd be OK if he'd use a little circumcision--uh, circumspection," cops say.
written by Gee Pee, 10 October 2015
Cops seek wanker
Because he's "open" about his pastime (masturbating in public), NYPD are looking for a "well-endowed male black." "He'd be OK if he'd use a little circumcision--uh, circumspection," cops say.
written by Gee Pee, 10 October 2015
Nollywood's biggest boobs
"My boobs are Nollywood's biggest," Mitchell Ozakpol boasts. "Weighing in at a whopping 33 pounds of silicone, they give me more bounce to the ounce than any other female celebrity in Nigeria."
written by Gee Pee, 10 October 2015
Boobs or Butts? Porn researchers know your preferred fetish
According to researchers, Internet users in the East prefer boobs, while Western Webheads would rather ogle butts. Penile preferences were not included in the study, as they're regarded as "too gay."
written by Gee Pee, 10 October 2015
You Can Tell It's Mattel: They Swell!
To keep up with the times, Mattel has introduced Transgender Ken. When his left arm is twisted, he grows boobs. "He can get as big as a 36C." Barbie says. "I'm jealous, because I'm only a 32B."
written by Gee Pee, 10 October 2015
Kim Kardashian: "I envy Caitlyn Jenner's boobs"
Kim Kardashian admits she'd "love a pair of pert and pretties" like those of transsexual swimmer Caitlyn (nee Bruce) Jenner but says she--Kardashian, not Jenner--is "allergic to silicone."
written by Gee Pee, 10 October 2015
One of Harry Reed's relatives, no dount
A woman glued her eye shut when her husband mistakenly handed her a tube of Superglue instead of eye drops after debris blew into her eye. She has since filed for divorce.
written by Gee Pee, 10 October 2015
Klopp is a German Nutter!
Liverpool have employed a German "Knocker" called Klopp and it serves them right! He will Head Bang the Scousers with impunity and stuff Bratwurst down the throats of anybody who says "nein" to him
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