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Ben Carson Claimed He Masturbated as a Boy, But Can't Prove It

Dr. Ben Carson says he was prone to masturbating during his youth until he had a religious experience in the bathroom of his Detroit home.

written by Moose, 08 November 2015

Zen Master Acquires iPhone, SIRI Attains Enlightenment

"I kept asking SIRI the same questions until it learned to abandon all preconceived notions and answer as a truly enlightened one would", explained Roshi Tawake-Sama.

written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 08 November 2015

Ben Carson's Syllogism

All politicians exist.
I am not a politician.
Therefore, I do not exist.


written by Matt Birkenhauer, 08 November 2015

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