Get Me Back In
A mum laughed so hard at a Michael McIntyre gig she went into labour! Unsurprisingly upon arrival the baby demanded to go back in
written by Backandtotheleft, 07 November 2015
Merseyside Blindside
A Liverpool fan snuck into the Merseyside derby by pretending he was disabled. Don't know why there's outrage half of Liverpool are normally running a disability scam
written by Backandtotheleft, 07 November 2015
Dire Dier
"Utility" player Eric Dier is in the England squad. They call him a "Utility" player because he plays like a toilet.
written by Backandtotheleft, 07 November 2015
Missile Smile
Britain and France will work together in developing the next generation of missiles. Much like the old ones they'll primarily be used in hitting hospitals and schools by accident
written by Backandtotheleft, 07 November 2015
Breakfast Time
Benefit fraud jumped to £1.3billion a year last year! Which is just enough to pay for Iain Duncan Smiths breakfast
written by Backandtotheleft, 07 November 2015
Porn Peers
Peers in the House of Lords believe young people are under pressure to act like porn stars. Agreed. People are always trying to do plumbing with no qualifications
written by Backandtotheleft, 07 November 2015
A figment of a mad man's imagination or just fact?
There once was a Spoofer called Erskin Quint whose name gave a fellow spoofer a hint. Now the name belongs to a mercurial stud with an E and the rest is history!
written by unknown
Obama Rejects Keystone XL, Then Issues Executive Order Mandating Keystone XXXL, Citing Political Climate Change
Immediately following the rejection of the Keystone XL pipeline, Obama issued an executive order, mandating the construction of the Keystone XXXL pipeline, citing recent political climate change.
written by Moose, 07 November 2015
