Latest Hillary Texting Discoveries Reported
Recent Hillary recovered online texts show she was sexting with Uma Abadine during the Benghazi attack...guess the fire that killed Ambassador Stevens wasn't hot enough for her.
written by Trinculoman, 06 November 2015
Obama Faces Tough Battle In House To Pass KFC
President Obama now faces probably his toughest dining-room challenge since passage of mashed potatoes in 2009 - persuading Malia and/or Michelle to pass the fried chicken (KFC).
written by Moose, 06 November 2015
Yogurts
According to the Daily Mail, the forthcoming yogurt apocalypse will be started by the seventy third series of Great British Bake Off.
written by Ben Macnair, 06 November 2015
Far Right
Alphabetically, the Daily Mail will always be on the far left of The Guardian, and The Independent.
written by Ben Macnair, 06 November 2015
Cheggers
Keith Chegwin is to have a new show on Radio Three - Cheggers plays Dvorak.
written by Ben Macnair, 06 November 2015
Mr Johnson, again
Now that the Labour leader election has been won, we can move onto more important things, like beating the conservatives says Boris Johnson.
written by Ben Macnair, 06 November 2015
Top Trumps
When asked how much Zoe Ball might be paid if she accepted an offer to co-host Top Gear, her father Johnny said think of a number.
written by Ben Macnair, 06 November 2015
Pressing matters
Ironically, he tends to wear shorts, so sales in the Jeremy Corbyn trouserpress are not likely to go up anytime soon.
written by Ben Macnair, 06 November 2015
