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6,815 Americans die on Black Friday

Some 6,815 Americans died on Black Friday, which is the average daily number of deaths in the U.S. The difference: 6,754 of these deaths were blamed on crazy-ass shoppers trying to score a bargain.

written by Lyndon, 28 November 2015

Poutine Burns Turkey on Thanksgiving Day

"When Americans burn a turkey on this day, it's because they have gotten into the wine while the bird was in the oven. I burned Turkey with napalm today because I was 'pissed' in a different sense."

written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 28 November 2015

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