"For my next ladies and gentlemens!"
Having finally collected enough cereal coupons to get his free Harry Potter wand Do-nothing-Dave Pledges to open 500 New Free Schools....coming soon: flying pigs and hen's teeth..."jus' like that!"
written by Herrdoktorfox, 09 March 2015
Terrorist attack Crufts!
A blatant terrorist attack at Crufts on a prize red setter has left the canine world devastated! Luckily the victim was not beheaded and will now become immortal because the owners are stuffing it!
written by unknown
EPA to Crack Down on Second Hand Perfume
Little old ladies may find fewer places to spread their aroma after EPA officials took actions to protect people from second-hand perfume.
written by Moose, 09 March 2015
Key Medical Bits Missing from Reports on Harrison Ford's Condition
Curious public demands the right to know complete record of actor Ford's medical condition post-crash.Minimal details have been released.Missing:Scrotum state,prostate prognosis,ingrown toenails,more?
written by Trinculoman, 09 March 2015
