Louis van Gaal's new tactic; spitting!
LVG introduced a secret weapon to his lame team hoping to please frustrated United fans; a spitting Llama! Away fans loved his debut at Newcastle and hope now they can spit their way into the top 4!
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British TV Boss Sacked
British Television boss sacked after he suggests that his channel commission Snog, Marry, Avoid: Pedophile Special.
written by Leo Montford, 05 March 2015
Woodpecker whacking weasel is ISIS mole
Leaked MI5 reports show that an ISIS mole known as "the weasel" returned to London recently and well, you know the story. The Woodpecker fought off the weasel, who is being treated for PTSD...
written by David Geddes, 05 March 2015
